"last night i had a dream that i had invented the “mcdonald’s jail” for petty asshole criminals. it was basically the most embarrassing place on earth. if you were some common thug who robbed an old lady at knife point or something you went to mcdonald’s jail where you were the laughing stock of the world and you had to wear a diaper and eat shit & butter for breakfast and basically it was just one huge humiliation after another."